Saturday, July 7, 2012

My 100 favorite things ever

Pretty difficult to come up with this list. I didn't count songs, only albums. And no individual person could be in here.


1.      Literature
2.      “The Dead” by James Joyce
3.      Dubliners by James Joyce (1914)
4.      Sports
5.      Baseball
6.      New York City
7.      New York Yankees
8.      The Twilight Zone
9.      Dinosaurs
10.  A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens (1849)
11.  Hamlet by William Shakespeare
12.  History
13.  The United States of America
14.  The novel
15.  Film
16.  Ulysses by James Joyce (1922)
17.  National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum
18.  Catholicism
19.  Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton (1990)
20.  Dogs
21.  Broadway
22.  Rock & roll
23.  Jurassic Park (1993)
24.  Creedence Clearwater Revival
25.  Basketball
26.  College football
27.  Fordham University
28.  A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens (1859)
29.  Green Bay Packers
30.  Cinnabon
31.  Poetry
32.  The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien (1955)
33.  Blues music
34.  Pink Floyd
35.  2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
36.  London Calling by The Clash (1979)
37.  Psycho by Robert Bloch (1959)
38.  Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival (1969)
39.  The Rolling Stones
40.  Beethoven’s 9th Symphony
41.  Field of Dreams (1989)
42.  Roller coasters
43.  The Joshua Tree by U2 (1987)
44.  Seinfeld
45.  Molly Bloom’s soliloquy in Ulysses
46.  The Good, the Bad & the Ugly (1966)
47.  The Sound and the Fury by William Faulkner (1929)
48.  The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
49.  Psycho (1960)
50.  Democracy
51.  Pastrami
52.  Hamlet’s “To be or not to be” soliloquy
53.  Deep-dish Chicago pizza
54.  Great Britain
55.  The Who
56.  Chicago
57.  The English language
58.  Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan (1965)
59.  Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck (1937)
60.  Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty (1989)
61.  Jaws (1975)
62.  A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce (1916)
63.  Titanic (1997)
64.  Rear Window (1954)
65.  War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells (1898)
66.  The Doors
67.  Jeep Wranglers
68.  Harmonicas
69.  New York Giants
70.  Autumn
71.  Milwaukee Brewers
72.  Corned beef
73.  Golf
74.  Hockey
75.  Apocalypse Now (1979)
76.  Ford Mustangs
77.  Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
78.  Nicole Holm’s tweets
79.  Blonde on Blonde by Bob Dylan (1966)
80.  The Stranger by Billy Joel (1977)
81.  Vertigo (1958)
82.  Psych
83.  Chicago Shakespeare Theatre
84.  Apartment 9
85.  Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury (1954)
86.  To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee (1960)
87.  Macbeth by William Shakespeare
88.  Cheese
89.  Hotel California by Eagles (1976)
90.  Mount Rushmore
91.  Minnesota Twins
92.  University of Notre Dame
93.  Willy and the Poor Boys by Creedence Clearwater Revival (1969)
94.  The Wall by Pink Floyd (1979)
95.  Halloween
96.  The Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd (1973)
97.  Lamborghinis
98.  New Era
99.  Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen (1975)
100.                      Star Wars (1977)

Friday, June 29, 2012

Dirty Harry series - A retrospective

I think of the Dirty Harry series as one of the greatest film series of all time. Maybe there's only one great, definitive classic in it, but there's no weak entry. All five films are very entertaining action movies revolving around a great character.

While everybody is familiar with Dirty Harry, not many people nowadays seem to have actually seen any of the films. They just know he's Clint Eastwood and he has a .44 magnum and says "Go ahead, make my day."

Dirty Harry (1971)
This is easily the best of the series and one of the greatest action films of all time. Hell, it's one of the greatest movies of all time. It introduces Eastwood as Inspector Harry Callahan, a San Francisco cop who isn't big on traditional methods. The most memorable scene in the movie actually has nothing to do with the plot, but it is a great action scene and establishes how badass he is with his famous line: "You've got to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"

This is a very funny movie, too. Callahan's a racist, misogynist pig, and yet you like him the entire way. Another great thing about this film is the villain. Loosely based on the Zodiac killer, Scorpio is probably the most underrated villain in movie history. He's completely insane and pure evil, a worthy adversary of Callahan's, and they meet a few different times.

This was a huge hit, perhaps surprisingly so, due to its R rating. Actually it was the most violent film ever made when it came out, with plenty of deaths and a good deal of blood. It has some great scenes, like the bank robbery early on, and the climax. If anything, this film is more relevant now than when it came out, with torture constantly being questioned by the law. Just a great movie overall.

Magnum Force (1973)
Magnum Force is clearly a step down from Dirty Harry but still a solid film. In it, Callahan has to take down a few renegade cops who kill criminals who have gotten off. It's quite similar in a lot of ways to the first film, with the action scene early that has nothing to do with the plot, and a new Callahan catchphrase: "A man's got to know his limitations."

The film slows down for a while but picks up with an outstanding climax involving car crashes and motorcycle chases. Still a very good action movie and better than 90% of the crap that comes out today.

The Enforcer (1976)
The Enforcer is the 2nd best of the series in my opinion because it deviates from the formula a bit, despite being gimmicky at first glance. It introduces Tyne Daly as his female partner, who gives a great performance as a good character. While the film is a little more politically correct than the previous films, we know Callahan well enough to know he doesn't want to work with a woman, whether he says it or not.

This film also deals with Callahan not just fighting with his superiors, but with the media. His partner supports him and he begins to respect her. It's simplistic character development, you could say, but it's done well. As is the action in this film. Another great climax.

Sudden Impact (1983)
The look of the series is updated well to the 1980s, but this is probably the series' weakest entry. It's still decent, but a step down from the first three.

Eastwood is badass as always, and this time he runs across a rape victim who looks to kill her attackers. The action in this film isn't that great, but it's made up by some great lines like "Go ahead, make my day," and some more character development.

The Dead Pool (1988)
I just saw this the other night and it's a good conclusion to the series. It has more in common with Sudden Impact than the '70s films, but the character is as strong as ever.

This movie is paced great, and while that's true of the entire series, somehow it's most evident here. This is more of a mystery than the other films; previously we've seen the killers do their thing, and now there are scenes shot from the killer's point of view.

All that having been said, this is probably most notable for appearances by two future big-time movie stars: Liam Neeson, who plays a film director and the primary suspect, and Jim Carrey, who plays a junkie rock star. While they're not great roles, both men make their presence felt.

This also features a hell of a lot of Harry Callahan fighting with the press. It's almost as main a conflict as the one is with the killer, but it's good, and it allows for some more character development for Callahan and the female lead, played by Fordham alum Patricia Clarkson. She makes a good character as well, one of the better supporting ones in the series.

CONCLUSION
This is really a great and underrated series. It has five entertaining, well made films, and a great character in Harry Callahan. Compare him with the other big action franchise characters like Indiana Jones and James Bond, and you'll probably find him to be actually the best character. With the exception of the Lazenby and Craig films, Bond is just a spy who has sex a lot. And Jones? Well he's far from complicated.

It's also difficult to not see the influence this series, primarily the first film, has had on action films. The 70s saw a huge amount of rogue cop action movies, all of which were inspired by it. The lines of dialogue are legendary, and they've been referenced by varying sources from Ferris Bueller's Day Off to Mystery Science Theater 3000.

Bottom line is if you haven't seen these films, see them. I'd recommend the entire series, but there's quite literally no excuse to not see the first film at the very least.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Upon Watching Prometheus...

I finally saw Prometheus, and I was probably as confused as everyone else. Now this film has gotten a lot of criticism from everyone, and if there's bitching about a movie, I must be involved, so I saw it.

First of all, I'm kind of surprised Prometheus was this appealing to people. The name doesn't scream franchise like "The Avengers" or "The Hunger Games" does, and it wasn't even like 100% clear if it was a prequel to Alien. Nevertheless a bunch of people were looking forward to it, and eventually it came out and sparked a bunch of complaints.

The opening scene turned me off. Big-time. The opening shot might as well be 2001: A Space Odyssey's opening shot, except less interesting. I suppose if you're going to steal from a science fiction movie, steal from the best, but it just really turned me off. Following that there were a bunch of shots of an apparent alien landscape, and then the introduction to our film's first character: a big ripped albino humanoid alien thing that drinks a bubbly liquid and dies in the most horrible way. This had me laughing uncontrollably because it's just ridiculous and so bizarre. That wasn't a good sign for this movie from the beginning. You might think this scene would make sense later, but not really. It just kind of happened.

Now eventually the plot kicks in, and it's the exact same plot as 2001: A Space Odyssey--a team of scientists travel throughout the universe to go to a specific spot that appears to have connections with the origins of humanity. And then there's a guy named Dave wandering around a spaceship alone, while everyone else is in hypersleep or whatever. Sound familiar? That's because it's from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

The team of scientists--most of which act like idiots--arrive at this moon or planet or thing and go explore this seemingly non-God-made structure. And here's where it gets confusing as hell. Almost nothing following this makes sense.

While I've been mostly negative on this movie so far, I must say I enjoyed it. It was good, but far from great. Some of the scenes worked really well and there were some great make-up and visual effects, and some good performances.

Some weird shit happens and some people die in more horrible ways, one important one being unexplained. It's an infection and don't ask questions. And someone's mutated and kills other people. It doesn't make sense but it's interesting to watch. And then the main character, Elizabeth Shaw, is pregnant with an alien thing and in horrible pain. Despite her not being in pain until after she is told she's pregnant, her desperate attempt to get rid of the fetus thing is the most disgusting, disturbing, frightening, and also the best scene of the film.

Then later they find one of those albino things alive, and it's clear that it's of the race that created humans, and is also human, based on its DNA. Which is interesting, considering pre-humans didn't have human DNA. In a movie that has the main character being an archaeologist, I expect some goddamn archaeology research to be done.

As far as the characters, there's not much. Noomi Rapace struggles with her British accent as the lead character, whose only trait is that she kind of has a religious faith. There's the beautiful Charlize Theron as some bitch who might as well be an alien. Let me put it this way; after I win an Oscar, I hope to get better roles than Theron. There's a biologist and geologist who are both total idiots and were created for one reason: to be killed. The captain, although he's kind of a minor character, is probably the most interesting, except for of course Michael Fassbender as the robot dude. Fassbender is one of the best actors working today, and many claim his performance in Shame was the best of 2011.

The film is a bit anti-climactic and it doesn't end. Upon the ending, you'll wonder why the movie was even made. Overall, however, it's pretty good. It makes you think, which is what the best science fiction films do. I've mentioned 2001 numerous times in this review and while this film had a similar plot and ideas, the biggest difference is certainly the ending. While both films' endings are left open, one feels 2001: A Space Odyssey at least had a point to make.

I thought it was decent. I'm sure it's not for everybody, as its plot is overly complicated and there are some gross-out moments.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

QB Power Rankings

This is my list of the 30 best QBs in the game today. Of course, there are questions about Peyton Manning and a few of the rookies, but whatever.

  1. Aaron Rodgers (Green Bay Packers) - This isn't just me as a Packer fan. Last season's MVP and he just might be leading the best team in the NFL
  2. Tom Brady (New England Patriots) - Been a staple towards the top of this list for a long time
  3. Drew Brees (New Orleans Saints) - He set the record last season for most passing yards
  4. Eli Manning (New York Giants) - We saw last season how great this guy can be when he doesn't turn it over
  5. Peyton Manning (Denver Broncos) - More question marks than any other QB. If he's old Peyton, he could probably be #2 or 3.
  6. Ben Roethlisberger (Pittsburgh Steelers) - Don't think he's that great, but he's won two Super Bowls...
  7. Matt Ryan (Atlanta Falcons) - Been solid statistically since he's been in the league but struggles to win the big game
  8. Matthew Stafford (Detroit Lions) - When healthy, he's great, and he's got the best receiver in football
  9. Philip Rivers (San Diego Chargers) - Coming off a terrible season, otherwise he might be #5 or 6
  10. Tony Romo (Dallas Cowboys) - Same thing as Matt Ryan, just a little more experienced and turnover heavy. Also a bad kick holder
  11. Cam Newton (Carolina Panthers) - Young and a bit unproven in terms of winning games, but he's a passing yards machine
  12. Jay Cutler (Chicago Bears) - Before the injury he may have had the best year of his career. If he comes back strong, he could be a top 10 guy
  13. Michael Vick (Philadelphia Eagles) - That "Dream Team" thing didn't work out too well, but let's not forget the year he had two seasons ago.
  14. Matt Schaub (Houston Texans) - Had a great year last year until the injury, which hurt Houston a lot in the playoffs. If he remains healthy, they're Super Bowl contenders
  15. Andy Dalton (Cincinnati Bengals) - While Newton's stats were amazing everyone, this rookie led his team to the playoffs with a great season himself
  16. Joe Flacco (Baltimore Ravens) - His career record speaks for itself, but it was clear in the playoffs that was due more to the people around him
  17. Andrew Luck (Indianapolis Colts) - I think he'll be a great quarterback, but it may not happen overnight
  18. Josh Freeman (Tampa Bay Buccaneers) - Had a bad season last year but quite a good one two years ago
  19. Matt Cassel (Kansas City Chiefs) - While he had a disappointing year last season, this man led the Chiefs to the playoffs a couple years ago, which is never easy
  20. Robert Griffin III (Washington Redskins) - Another rookie, should be interesting how his athleticism translates to the NFL. It took Michael Vick a while, but Cam Newton started out great...
  21. Ryan Fitzpatrick (Buffalo Bills) - He led the league in interceptions last year but he is in a pretty tough division...idk
  22. Alex Smith (San Francisco 49ers) - Far from great, but productive with good players around him
  23. Carson Palmer (Oakland Raiders) - His brief prime seems like a long time ago now. Probably because it is.
  24. Sam Bradford (Saint Louis Rams) - Had a sophomore slump last season; let's see if he has a comeback
  25. Matt Hasselbeck (Tennessee Titans) - While this perennial Seahawk is now in a Titans jersey, he brings tremendous experience that can make up for him being past his prime and short on the skills. Maybe.
  26. Matt Flynn (Seattle Seahawks) - As unproven as any of the rookies, Aaron Rodgers' former backup, in just his second start, he set the record for a Green Bay Packer with 6 touchdown passes. Impressive, but still plenty of question marks.
  27. Matt Moore (Miami Dolphins) - Had a decent year last year but is faced with a quarterback controversy nonetheless. I vote Ryan Tannehill's wife.
  28. Mark Sanchez (New York Jets) - Last year he proved how useless he is without a running game. Could find himself benched halfway through the season for Tim Tebow
  29. John Skelton (Arizona Cardinals) - This Fordham alum has proven a few times that he can win games on a terrible team. Unfortunately, the Cardinals overspent on Kevin Kolb and insist that he's the starter.
  30. Jason Campbell (Chicago Bears) - He'll be backing up Cutler, but he actually played okay for Oakland if you'll remember, not too long ago. Okay, not great.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

My 100 Favorite Athletes of All Time

My 100 Professional Favorite Athletes of All Time. I decided to take only from the 4 major sports and then golf, because those are really the only ones I follow.


  1. Lou Gehrig
  2. Derek Jeter
  3. Roberto Clemente
  4. Babe Ruth
  5. Patrick Roy
  6. Oscar Robertson
  7. Stan Musial
  8. Padraig Harrington
  9. Bill Russell
  10. Roger Staubach
  11. Jackie Robinson
  12. Phil Mickelson
  13. Yogi Berra
  14. Pete Maravich
  15. Don Hutson
  16. Hakeem Olajuwon
  17. Alan Page
  18. Donald Driver
  19. Johnny Bench
  20. Mariano Rivera
  21. John Havlicek
  22. Bobby Orr
  23. Brooks Robinson
  24. Hank Aaron
  25. Patrick Ewing
  26. Mickey Mantle
  27. Joe DiMaggio
  28. Hank Greenberg
  29. Larry Bird
  30. Wayne Gretzky
  31. Julius Erving
  32. Joe Frazier
  33. Ray Allen
  34. Joe Greene
  35. Joe Montana
  36. Walter Payton
  37. Bill Dickey
  38. Ernie Banks
  39. Barry Sanders
  40. Peyton Manning
  41. Reggie White
  42. Walter Johnson
  43. Jerry West
  44. Marshall Faulk
  45. Gary Carter
  46. Harmon Killebrew
  47. Sandy Koufax
  48. Stan Mikita
  49. Ernie Els
  50. Forrest Gregg
  51. Ray Nitschke
  52. Ralph Kiner
  53. Jim Brown
  54. Jack Nicklaus
  55. Craig Biggio
  56. Frankie Frisch
  57. Chris Chelios
  58. Mario Lemieux
  59. Tim Brown
  60. Arnold Palmer
  61. Jim Taylor
  62. Mike Weir
  63. Joe Sakic
  64. Shaun Alexander
  65. Michael Strahan
  66. Chris Mullin
  67. Yao Ming
  68. Bob Gibson
  69. Kurt Warner
  70. Tony Gwynn
  71. Willie Mays
  72. Whitey Ford
  73. Curtis Granderson
  74. Vince Carter
  75. Duke Snider
  76. Jerome Bettis
  77. Wilt Chamberlain
  78. Steve Nash
  79. Jason Kidd
  80. Vijay Singh
  81. Aaron Rodgers
  82. Champ Bailey
  83. Charles Woodson
  84. Tom Seaver
  85. Jimmie Foxx
  86. Tracy McGrady
  87. Kevin Durant
  88. Bob Cousy
  89. Michael Redd
  90. Cal Ripken, Jr.
  91. Jerry Rice
  92. Ronde Barber 
  93. Jim Ringo
  94. Steve Largent
  95. Dominique Wilkins
  96. Mike Piazza
  97. Nate Archibald
  98. Elgin Baylor
  99. John Elway
  100. Matt Hasselbeck

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - Review

This is a review of the posthumously published Stieg Larsson novel. I did not see the Swedish or American movie.

This was quite an effective mystery novel. Overall it certainly wasn't flawless, and I found the ending a bit disappointing and unrealistic, but it was pretty good.

I knew very little about this book coming in. I only knew that it was a huge international sensation and that there was this character named Lisbeth Salamander or whatever, who's supposed to be badass or whatever. It turns out, however, that the plot is quite interesting. Henrik Vanger is an old guy who's niece disappeared decades ago, and he believes someone killed her and is trying to drive him insane. It's a bit unclear how he's being driven insane because he's just getting flowers every birthday, but apparently that affects him strongly. So he hires a journalist who just lost a libel case to find stuff out.

For a while, Lisbeth Salander carries on a parallel narrative. Eventually she's brought in by the journalist (Blomkvist) and they team up to find the killer.

The setup of the crime is great. First of all, they're uncertain what the crime was. Secondly, it took place on an island where only so many people could have been. Thirdly, it was nearly forty years ago. It's an intriguing premise, to say the least, but Larsson writes to that you never truly doubt that Blomkvist will find out the truth. He comes across a setback here and there, but you know he'll get to the bottom sooner or later, particularly when he introduces Salander as this dirt-digging machine.

You hear a lot about the Lisbeth Salander character, and to be honest, I'm not 100% sure why. She's a good character, fleshed out rather well, and quite interesting and mysterious. But she's not like amazing or whatever. She actually does a few pretty stupid things in the novel, if you ask me. She's without doubt the novel's most interesting character but I don't think she deserves the attention she's gotten.

Of course, a great deal of why she's gotten so much attention is because of the feminist themes of the novel. While I applaud Larsson for applying a theme to an otherwise basic mystery novel, aside from the traditional "you can't trust anyone," I found the feminism to be just about bashing me over the head while I read it. There are statistics about how many women are abused by men at the beginning of each part of the novel, and aside from the thematic connection, there's really nothing these have to do with the plot. With the lack of subtlety I almost felt like a victim of domestic abuse.

Overall, this was quite good. The ending was a little disappointing but I acknowledge that the novel was more about the characters than the plot. Unfortunately, I think the plot might have been more interesting than the characters. Blomkvist for example, we never know too much about, and he ends up having far more resolution than Salander and Henrik Vanger, who are far more interesting. I have some nitpicks, I guess you could say, but I don't like nitpicking about things I like. Overall it was one of the better mystery novels I've read.