When you get old, apparently you lose your inner-monologue. Virtually every thought an old person has is put to speech, so much so that it gets quite annoying.
When you get old, every sign becomes an a national monument. As a passenger in the car, you spout out words such as "Home Depot" as if it is a password that will open a charmed gate.
Old people cannot refrain from saying things out loud at the most inappropriate times. If someone in the room is fat or older than them, they will not fail to point that out.
Basically I've found out that I'm an old man in the body of an 18-year-old.
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